As it turns out, Matthew McConaughey and P. Diddy (formerly know as a dumbass) have the exact same birthday of November 4, 1969. I found that little nugget in a back issue of a People magazine on my bathroom shelf while I took a moderately-sized shit this afternoon. Now, normally, I don’t give two shakes of a damn about celebrities or the unfortunate fact that some lady, at some point in history, made the mistake of carrying them for nine months instead of getting into an “accident” with a “misplaced” pool stick, but the fact that these two particular sons of bitches have the same birthday is intriguing. Intriguing because they’re both such blatant weirdoes. To imagine that God - with all his infinite wisdom and those super awesome abs - deemed it satisfactory for both a guy that views the surf board as a valid alternative to public transportation and another guy who wears Aviators in the pool and during eye exams to be born on the exact same date brings God’s sense of logic into question. Abs are great and all, but not when you’re dropping the ball like this. You really let me down, G-Money.
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