innocent children

The greatest vehicle in the history of Time and the Universe is the 1985 Dodge Prospector Van.

I know. An awe-inspiring name, isn't it? I'll wait a moment while you catch your breath.

Imagine a van so beautiful that even Jesus himself wouldn't order fast food through it's driver's side window. Imagine a van that comfortably seats eleven (and many, many more if you're hauling circus performers or soon-to-be Mexican-Americans). Imagine with me a van that rides so smoothly that falling asleep behind the wheel and driving directly through the wall of an elementary school cafeteria, killing masses of innocent children, is a matter of time, not of your will power.

That, my friends, is the power of the 1985 Dodge Prospector Van - a magical rhinoceros with 14” wheels.

For more aneurysm-inducing shots of this mighty van, got to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxhS8DyqGf8.