evil auras

I hate warehouses - especially working in them. They're always lousy with dirt, infested with all kinds of arthropods/hobos, and the lighting is designed specifically to break the spirits of employees (while conversely reinforcing the evil auras of management). Warehouses just plain suck. I think that the United States government should give up waterboarding (it’s such a 2007 form of torture) and, instead, put all of our enemy spies and terrorists into warehouses and make them move boxes around all day. And then when they get sick or hurt on the job, deny them time off or worker’s comp. Yeah. That makes sense.